whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

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otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

(Source: otomoved)

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

oniongentleman:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

…….I stomped on them until they exploded. do i want to know what that says about me?

(Source: manda)

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theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

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djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

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green-cheetah:

nickiminajvevo:

misterkfishy:

nickiminajvevo:

sometimes math is like

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but then it’s like

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Pretty sure that’s Kirchoff’s Voltage Law being applied to an electrical circuit and it is, in fact, basic arithmetic? Physics is very different from Mathematics.

get a load of this nerd

Lost it at the last comment

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green-cheetah:

miss-paramore:

ultrafacts:

probl3matik:

ultrafacts:

Why we all love Australia! Sources: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

Pretty sure we should have rode those ducks into battle

A farm full of spiders and your talking about ducks and photoshopping pictures of obama riding a duck

No, but would you want to stand near a tree that randomly explodes? Splinter shrapnel? That’s the scariest stuff there.

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theairshipisabella:

For our next installment of The Misadventures of the Airship Isabella, I give you “Tinkering”.

Tinkering

Audra Lilienthal

Audra Lilienthal

If you are interested in learning more about Audra, click her picture!

Also, included in this edition of the Misadventures we are…

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green-eyed-rising-demon:

burnallthefandoms:

clotpolesonly:

catladywithoutanycats:

pajamaben:

If you ever push a pull door, don’t look like a stupid idiot. just push the door off its hinges and walk through like a champion

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there was a Sherlock gif before a Supernatural gif

what is happening

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I think we all know why…

We experienced some difficulties. Many apologies. 

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